EXISTENCE!

Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking. This error is much more common.

You see this a lot with band names. I always ask what it is that the band owns, and then, everyone looks at me confused.

Ok, you fuckers.
I've been gone a while.
So, What did I miss?

Exactly! Thank you!

YOUR WELCOME, AHHHHHHH!!!

BECAUSE NO ONE STARTED DOING IT YET, ALICIA!! SCREW YOU!! I'M SOOOOOOOOO ANGRY!

I tried it, liked it, and kept doing it. Why do you start doing anything?

A couple of people have told me that. I can't say I know for sure. But, these people had no reason to lie.

Anybody want to drive me anywhere this weekend to hang out? Haha. Help a brother out!!!

Wasn't Brett Drake's father a police officer for many many years? I think that has something to do with it.

I wish I would have been stopped in St. Martinville. I have a little more help there. Lafayette... I'm fucked.

I don't live in Saint Martinville, Phil. I've explained this to you.

I have no idea what I'm facing in Lafayette Parish. They're telling me like a week in Jail, one year probation, a fuckload of community service, and no driving for 2 years.

Is it me, or did the punishment for a first offense D.W.I. get way out of fucking hand in the last couple of years?

D.W.I.

I had some evading and resisting charges but they were dropped before I got booked. I was actually picked up in my own front yard. So close....

When Glynn got arrested the only detail about being in jail he gave me was that it was really fucking cold.

Well, now that I've been there, all I can say is "The parish jail is really fucking cold!"

I knew I couldn't be the only one who felt this way.

It's like "Trout Ice Cream."

Everyone is always blaming me for bad things!!
Car wrecks, busting parties, that weird stain on that girl's dress... not my fault!