We're all adults here, post the real deal!

yeah. But, if I didn't have a self-depreciating sense of humor, I wouldn't have anything at all.

Actually, I don't have anything at all.

Yes, you would. You booked us all the time!

I like the Sid Vicious Mullet.

"Pilate: We found him like that"

Quite funny.

Can't make it. I work fucking light years away now.

Tim Landry? The Viverly guy. What other paper did he write for before the Times.

Baby makers, maybe.

More touchy with Southern Baptist family-type network managers from Alabama. I think he thought of me as Satan. Which, I enjoyed very much.

Darby, you didn't tell me you cared. I'm hurt.... deeply. Oh, and is the Baton Rouge still the most boring fucking place on earth? I wonder if I can lose the job I have now because of this site. It got me in quite a bit of trouble at my last one. Something about a post including anal rape.....  I don't know.

I'm Jake Spoon of many has-been local bands. When I'm not masturbating to she-male porn until my eyes bleed, I listen to audaciousfm.com..."

I truly hate I-pods, mp3's, the super multi-function cell phones, etc.. I could rant on about this for a while but I'll spare you. Convenience is not a necessity.

To state this makes me a hypocrite in many ways. But, I can live with that. I was baffled when my grandparents made fun of the remote control. Now, I completely understand it.

Ipod? Itunes? Come on, folks. I just discovered the cellphone.

Talking about my former glory....

It's newly revised Jake Spoon these days.

I missed your call because I was sleeping, Darby. Yes, Jake Spoon sleeps these days. Plus I bought a satelite. So, I don't leave the movable home too often these days. The new me is a little bit fatter, a little bit angrier, and a whole lot more lazier.

But, I still fucking hate cell phones...

"Passed the Fuck Out" doesn't quite fit me anymore. now it's more like "Intoxicated and babbling with VanWay about getting old."   ....IABWVWAGO...

Big Business - Head for the Shallow
Clutch - Robot Hive/Exodus
Jesus Lizard - Goat
These Arms are Snakes - Easter
The retarded secretary I work with repeating "Jake, Line 1."

Why was I not informed of a revival? Do I not matter!? You know, I had something like 900 post on the old forum and now, I am forced to start at 0. Sad. Very sad. Reply to me. Tell me you care.