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« on: June 14, 2007, 10:18:10 AM » |
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Every time I log on and see "General Discussion," I think of this character in a lame military comedy. He would be played by Patrick Gibbens, and he would of course talk way too much to ever get anything done. In the opening credits montage, he would emerge from his office for drill, and huge birds would shit all over him.
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bernhard
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« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2007, 12:02:51 PM » |
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I've seen this before...the movie High Anxiety with Mel Brooks...
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« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2007, 12:36:34 PM » |
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Every time I log on and see "General Discussion," I think of this character in a lame military comedy. He would be played by Patrick Gibbens, and he would of course talk way too much to ever get anything done. In the opening credits montage, he would emerge from his office for drill, and huge birds would shit all over him.
Dude, you have to write that movie. I just saw the poster in my mind's eye. It involves Gibbens flustered, arms akimbo, feet kicking up dust in the wind, and wearing a Patton-esque helmet (not to mention, Patton's ensemble) with an arrow through it...and Carlos is there
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« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2007, 12:53:49 PM » |
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wait. this whole damn time i thought akbar WAS gibbens. now i'm totally lost. a) who is akbar? b) where the fuck is gibbens? c) vanway, if you can create and visually capture this General Discussion character, i think we've got a new mascot
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see the cat? see the cradle?
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« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2007, 12:54:57 PM » |
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Mysteries abound!
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I live in a house with a black cat, every day it crosses my path.
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« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2007, 12:56:56 PM » |
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One mystery solved... Akbar to the left 
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« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2007, 12:58:59 PM » |
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jeezy chreezy.
is that vanway on the right? you two look like brothers in that picture.
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« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2007, 01:02:24 PM » |
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OWWW!
Akbar was also on a WWF card that night, losing the match in 1 minute and 30 seconds....
...to The Gobbledy Gooker...
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« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2007, 01:24:51 PM » |
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What a great leather tie!
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« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2007, 01:33:39 PM » |
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OWWW!
Akbar was also on a WWF card that night, losing the match in 1 minute and 30 seconds....
...to The Gobbledy Gooker...
I couldn't help it. Koko B. Ware cold cocked me with a chair and then his bird bit by bottom and now my bottom's big.
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« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2007, 02:08:42 PM » |
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I whooped Cpl. Kirschener, Red Rooster and the Brooklyn Brawler in a 3-on-1 handicap bout that night. I am what's known to insiders as a "monster heel." Oh, and Darbs, I will begin work on an illustration of General Discussion very soon. Should be good stuff.
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« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2007, 02:18:53 PM » |
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Terry Taylor, we hardly knew ye
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« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2007, 04:44:09 PM » |
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it looks like Andre is signing copies of his mug shot in that pic.
what a horrible promo photo. and the Sharpie looks like a tiny crayon between his giant sausage fingers.
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creeb, craut, boat, basin, you!
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« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2007, 05:35:59 PM » |
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Terry Taylor, we hardly knew ye
terry S taylor?
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« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2007, 05:38:39 PM » |
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thats about as bad as when Paul Roma became a horseman
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"I wish I had a son to kick me in the nuts" - The Tao of Dauterive
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