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[Jake Spoon]

Why was I not informed of a revival? Do I not matter!? You know, I had something like 900 post on the old forum and now, I am forced to start at 0. Sad. Very sad. Reply to me. Tell me you care.

[eschaton47]

I care.  And you're not that late to the party, as you can probably tell by my post-count.

[pdar]

spoon i called yer ass.  furthermore, i called yer ass from the clutch show (first day of the revival) to simultaneously question your non-appearance at the rockin' and your non-droolance on the forum.

but do you answer?  sadly, no.  you're the most anti-social cellphoner in the universe.  worse even than me.  it makes me sad.   so sad i want to cry on vanway's shoulder about the sopranos ending that everyone cooler than me is talking about. 

but i shan't.


nooooooooo, instead i shall restore to you at least a portion of your former glory.   that's right, behold the return of ...PTFO...

woot.

[ngpittman]

Imagine how I feel, not only am I back to zero, but I gotta come out of retirement and update you hoes on what happened during the last year of downtime
SCREWED!

[Jake Spoon]

Talking about my former glory....

It's newly revised Jake Spoon these days.

I missed your call because I was sleeping, Darby. Yes, Jake Spoon sleeps these days. Plus I bought a satelite. So, I don't leave the movable home too often these days. The new me is a little bit fatter, a little bit angrier, and a whole lot more lazier.

But, I still fucking hate cell phones...

"Passed the Fuck Out" doesn't quite fit me anymore. now it's more like "Intoxicated and babbling with VanWay about getting old."   ....IABWVWAGO...

[pdar]

... as you wish, spooniferd.


and pittman, i loves that you are back.  i cannot wait for your 300 page post updating us on the year 200?.   i'm prepping the database for the resulting meltdown as we speak.

[Jake Spoon]

Darby, you didn't tell me you cared. I'm hurt.... deeply. Oh, and is the Baton Rouge still the most boring fucking place on earth? I wonder if I can lose the job I have now because of this site. It got me in quite a bit of trouble at my last one. Something about a post including anal rape.....  I don't know.

[Akbar Shabazz Jenkins]

Anal rape can be a touchy subject. Only when baby makers are involved though. I personally find anal rape to be a most exhilarating topic of conversation.

[Jake Spoon]

Baby makers, maybe.

More touchy with Southern Baptist family-type network managers from Alabama. I think he thought of me as Satan. Which, I enjoyed very much.